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From the seasonally festive Battle Creek Law Offices of Law Bob Courtpants comes this endearing Army version of the story. I had no idea. It’s from a former Airborne weenie, so you have to take it with a grain a salt. A very large one, in fact.
Nine-year-old Joey, who tended toward drama, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Lt. General Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt . When they got to the Red Sea , he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge. In the meantime, after the fighters achieved air superiority, they strafed and naped the Egyptian Forces. The A-10s took out the chariots and dropped CBU-26/49 delayed to impede their withdrawal. It was a complete route and the Israelites made a brilliant tactical retreat into their homeland.’
‘Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?’ his Mother asked.
‘Mom. If I told you the teacher’s version, you’d put me on restriction for a month and make me start seeing a shrink!’
Israelites crossing the Red Sea
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